black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment
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Wowowow, just saw a police officer direct traffic, and dude had swagger. Super fascinating. It was like a cool dance, doing tricks with his stick and shit. Damnnnn. I wanted to film it.. But you know.. Police officer
Ready Player One movie.. GIIIIVE. Apparently Zak Penn is working on rewriting a script for the film. omg :’)
There’s me and like 30 men in suits on this plane. I’m pretending they are all secret service transporting me to a highly important meeting.
The bald guy sitting in front of me on the bus has the shiniest head. It’s like a perfectly polished cabriolet. I have a weird urge to touch it. I don’t really want to, but I kinda do. Ugh.
before you go mental apeshit shitstorm crazy over a lawn mower not working, check if there’s grass stuck in the blade.