"The umbilical cord is bitten across by the mother" that moment when you forget that you’re reading about animals
when I was at the zoo today I was looking at some lions chilling in the sun, and a seal show starts blasting music, and I realise that I’m watching a lion listening to katy perry.
my dude is packing up his stuff and is getting ready to leave. thank god for retail therapy and bad television. oh, and best friends who snap you 8 pictures of sloths in a row, thank you hannah, you rock
how could I not, sloths are your spirit animal.
Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone
illwick replied to your post “during the night I got a mosquito bite in the groin area, and I have 2…”
Hahaha please “mosquito bites” WE ALL KNOW YOU GOT THE HERPZ
damn gurl. stop spilling secretssss